What should my "title" be?

I married and divorced an "a** clown". I had relationships with nothing but "a** clowns" and "jerks". I can only think that the women they became involved with after me were "idiots". I know the mistakes I've made and regret my desperation and low self-esteem. Since they were who they were, I'm ready to accept who I was. What was I? What title should I give myself for dealing with them and wasting so much precious time?